The next time someone tells you to get off your phone, show them this I can’t walk on water but I can stagger on Budweiser shirt. How British history would have been changed if King Harald had been taking a selfie in 1066. Tissington Wright sees this is why I’m always on my phone you never know when someone’s going to shoot an arrow at you. How many people have been saved by their phone vs hit or had a near miss crossing the street whilst using it?
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That’s not dodging – that’s blocking. I need I can’t walk on water but I can stagger on Budweiser shirt. The arrow very clearly has hit the phone, meaning it was used as a shield. I was about to ask where one would dodge an arrow, then I read it was Australia. Hi, my phone shot by an arrow, is my insurance covered for that? I’m more shocked by this 21st-century archer than the phone stopping it! Carbon tip, usually use for competition; the guy behind the bow got bored?
A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound , nlike anything he’s ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind.